drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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