these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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