There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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