Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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