But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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