Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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