id be glad to
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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