i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
its not stalking. its research.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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