the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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