This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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