question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
