I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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