He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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