I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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