Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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