Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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