Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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