dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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