oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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