she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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