SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You have to summon your inner elephant
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
