sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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