Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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