yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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