yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Randomize
