i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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