Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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