amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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