i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I could make wine with my vomit
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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