Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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