I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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