i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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