As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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