I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I know her cup size but not her name....
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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