You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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