i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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