We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
