Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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