Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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