i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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