i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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