PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Randomize
