guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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