The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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