Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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