redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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