dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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