brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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