Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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