i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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