Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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