Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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